Silly Loopy Cupcakes! -Dedicated to Dougers!

So. I was up all night, sitting in bed doing nothing. At about 8 am I logged onto World Of Warcraft to see my friend Doug (Nites) on RealID. I being starving (having not eaten in hours) and exhausted, and hopped up on cold medicine and Lexapro, was very loopy. I had my sister's and mine iTunes (I was playing around the family computer) on shuffle, and nothing but songs that just make me silly and want to sing like an amazingly gay Tiny Cooper. Songs I hate like "I Kissed A Girl" popped up, and I somehow knew the words to it. Regardless, I sang to Niteseye through chat (sadly not ventrillo). We both agreed I needed sleepy times. I'll give you the song list (That I may be ashamed of with some, but not all, the loopiness is my excuse.)

Songs that Came Up:
Double Rainbow Song
Don't Unplug Me- All Caps
Oxhorn Brand Medley- Brandon M. Dennis
Jump On It- Sugar Hill Gang?
LICD: You're Just A... - Ryan Sohmer?
I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
Hot and Cold - Katy Perry
Dental Care - Owl City
Sweet Talk, Sweet Talk - The New Pornographers
Octopus Garden - The Beatles
The Yellow Submarine - The Beatles
Marlena - Frankie Valli
One Week - Barenaked Ladies
Zombie Zoo - Tom Petty
Best Day Ever - Spongebob
Pokemon Theme Song
You Are A Pirate - Lazy Town
Robot Pirates - http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/531367


So yeah. You get the gist of it. But I'm still loopy. And I still want to type!


CUPCAKES! Cupcakes. Red Velvet. Chocolate Icing. Rainbow Sprinkles. Vanilla Icing. Chocolate Sprinkles. I am just very happy. And giddy. I've haven't had a cupcake in 8 years. I'm going to make cupcakes! Right now- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz~

"Will Grayson, Will Grayson", Fabulousness, and Nerdfighters

Me failing Nerdfighter salute.

At 4 a.m. in the morning I started reading "Will Grayson, Will Grayson" by John Green and David Levithan. I read all 310 pages until about 10 a.m. First, I found the book watching John Green's YouTube channel, vlogbrothers. This channel is John and his brother, Hank, making videos back and forth to each other. It is a wonderful channel, and shows how cool being a nerd is! Seriously, I love John Green, he's a fantastic author and he's smart, he basically agrees with me! Why is being a nerd an insult? "Saying someone is a nerd is like saying: Hey I notice you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than vapid, and believe there are things more important than the arrest record of Lindsey Lohan? Why is that?" So, yes, not only John Green is a great author, but he's funny, witty, and smart! He proceeds to say some Shakespearean insults. And his brother Hank is amazing, so check out John and Hank at http://www.youtube.com/vlogbrothers!

Anyway, I'm rambling, onto "Will Grayson, Will Grayson". The book is a collaborative effort by John Green (Author of "Looking For Alaska", "An Abundance of Katherines", and "Paper Towns") and David Levithan (Author of "Boy Meets Boy", "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist", and "Wide Awake"). John writes the odd numbered chapters, and David writes the even numbered chapters.
 The book is about Will Grayson and Will Grayson. They are two teens in their year.
One Will Grayson lives in Evanston, near Chicago. His best friend is the fabulously gay Tiny Cooper. Will has two rules: 1. Never care too much, and 2. Shut up. The other Will Grayson lives in Naperville. The other Will Grayson is a depressed teen, with no "true friends" besides Isaac, a friend he's met on the internet. The other Will Grayson is gay, and he loves Isaac.

Later in the book, Will Grayson and Will Grayson meet in a porn store (Don't worry, nothing too explicit in it). The Naperville Will Grayson becomes devastated, and Evanston Will comforts him, and eventually the massive Tiny Cooper meets Naperville Will, and comforts him, and the two bond.

In the book you'll learn that Tiny Cooper is a key player in the Gay-Straight Alliance in Evanston, and Tiny Cooper is preparing a musical that tells his story, Tiny Dancer. The musical is fantastic, and it gets funding. In the end the musical is a success, and I want to have it on an album, because the lyrics were fantastic. But the book isn't just about the musical. It's about the change of both Will Grayson and Will Grayson, and the lessons the learn, where they learn more about friendship, love, and themselves.

Stephen Chbosky's "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" was my favorite book, but after reading "Will Grayson, Will Grayson" I'm not so sure. I think the two books are in a coliseum, in loincloths, fighting to the death to win my favoritism.

"Will Grayson, Will Grayson" is a book for adults, because it really makes you feel for the characters, I felt bad for the Will Graysons, I laughed, I even felt angry for some characters. And the fact the book puts homosexuals in a good light is awesome too. I recommend this book to anyone, it's funny, sad, and fun to read, I even found myself singing along out loud to the lyrics of Tiny Cooper's play, despite not hearing anything! It's books like this one that make me want to open Google Documents and spend hours writing, which exactly what I'm going to do.

One of my favorite parts of the book isn't even the story, I love the acknowledgments.

"We acknowledge that nerdfighters are made of awesome."

I have "Paper Towns", "Looking for Alaska", "An Abundance of Katherines", "Boy Meets Boy", and "Wide Awake" in my Amazon shopping cart, and I must go get my mother or father's credit card. I can't wait to tell my honors English class about John Green and his books and how great they are!

GO NERDFIGHTERS!

P.S. I also finished "Lowboy" if anyone was curious. It was a good book, but a little confusing toward the end, so I'm debating whether or not if it's worth writing a review on it.

"You're Gay" "Well You're Ignorant and Unoriginal"

Today, someone called me a "gay homo". First of all, that's a little redundant. Second, I'm not all that insulted, I have gay friends and family, and they are all fucking awesome.

   Whether their sexual preference has anything to do with it, I don't know, but I approve of gay relationships 100%. I don't really care about other people's sexuality, and I don't mean that negatively. People could be homosexual, bisexual, heterosexual, or they could love autobots (or an Audibot =D). Though, I don't know how that would work in bed... Regardless! Calling me a gay homo is closer to a compliment than an insult, So, Several Idiot World of Warcraft Players, several YouTube commenters, and kids in my school, I apologize, for your futile attempts to hurt me have failed. Instead I laugh at you, and I know how much of an ignorant jackass you are. Also, it's not even an original attempt at an insult.
   In fact, the only thing that bothers me when it comes to the term "gay" is when it is used as a synonym to "lame". It's a gigantic pet peeve of mine, and I usually try and correct people for it and then I come off as a condescending jackass. Using the term gay as synonym to lame or "that sucks" is not always a sign of homophobic attitude in my opinion, because even I used it like that once. The problem is kids grow up around people their age and older saying that, and television contributes. Shows like South Park are both popular and use the terms gay and fag as something negative in nearly every episode, sometimes this is okay in the acting world, because Cartman's character is an ignorant douchebag, whether South Park's writers have a prejudice to homosexuals, I don't know, but South Park is a touchy show, which touches controversial things, so I doubt South Park hates every single type of person that is not a white straight male. Now I'm rambling about television, what I'm trying to say that is kids grow up thinking  the term "gay" is just another word for lame or stupid. I think I might have a solution or two to fix that problem too as well, but you'll just have to wait for it.

I guess my largest complaint is the lack of creativity in all insults. Please, can't anyone call me a selfish, steaming pile of putrid shit.

I Don't Care

My cousin Joseph came over yesterday, and that is the reason for the lacking of a post yesterday. Today I asked him what I should write about, and he replied "I don't care". I asked, and I took him literally. Therefore, I decided to write about things I don't care about, and mostly these my replies from conversation from real life friends.

I don't care about Modern Warfare 2, and what your Kills per death rate is.
I don't care about Lil Wayne and his horrendous music.
I don't care about what hand your masturbate with.
I don't care about care about what you named your penis and testicles, even if Ralph and Alfonse are cool names.
I don't care about your opinion on Xbox 360 or PS3.
I don't care about your Sims characters.
I don't care about your opinion on my atheist lifestyle.
I don't care about your cell phone, it's just a phone.
I don't care about the Nintendo Wii.
I don't care about Kinect.
I don't care about the PlayStation Move.
I don't care about the Final Fantasy games.
I don't care about any Dragonball Z video game.
I don't care about any movie or TV show into video game.
I don't care about any movie by Uwe Boll.
I don't care about the Avatar: The Last Airbender movie, it was a disgrace to a wonderful show.
I don't care about 3D movies, they're all a gimmick to make cash after Cameron's Avatar success.
I don't care about your Asian letter tattoo and what it says.
I don't care about any Lego video game.
I don't care about Lindsey Lohan, Hedi Montag, Britney Spears, or any other attention craving celebrities.
I don't care about the latest celeb sex tape.
I don't care about who was best and worst dressed at a red carpet event.
I don't care about the latest sex scandal.
I don't care about what you think of me, sorry.
I don't care about The Hills.
I don't care about MTV.
I don't care about celebrity gossip.
I don't care about tabloids.
I don't care about who broke up with who last week.

A New Webcomic to Read!

I was clicking the stumble button from StumbleUpon, and came across this new (to me at least) comic. It's called Virtual Shackles. It's about a year into the comic, so read it now before you have years to catch up with (like I did for many comics!). It's written by Jeremy Vinar and Mike Fahmie. You can find the comic on Virtual Shackles. Also, here's the first strip, get your taste of it now.

As you can tell, the comic is just spoofing of video games, where the Jeremy and Mike poke fun at games they've played.

Also. Click the new Stumble button on the side, in order to get more people to find us through StumbleUpon. 

The PS3 vs. Xbox 360: I Put It To Rest

                     VS

 "teh ps3 has wayy better gamz than n00b xbox."

"nowai, xbox haz way better online multeplayar"

We've all heard the arguments on forums, YouTube comments, or maybe just conversation your friends. Today, your friendly neighborhood zombie will put a rest to it, showing that they are both equally fun consoles. I own both, and spent the last year and a half enjoying them both equally!

PS3 has amazing games, Heavy Rain, inFamous, LittleBigPlanet, Uncharted 1 and 2, and every single Ratchet and Clank games are all FANTASTIC titles. Xbox has some fun console exclusives too. Prey (though for PC) is a revolutionary title, and was one of my reasons for buying a 360 when I was 4th grade, when it was a big title. Aside from Prey, Xbox had Oblivion as an exclusive for a while too, and personally I prefer it on the Xbox. Halo 3 is a marvelous game, no doubting that.

I refuse to acknowledge any of the Call of Duty games, cause I hate them all, and I've only played the game once, and I know a great deal of the guns from overhearing stupid conversation about the game. So yeah I hate Modern Warfare.

Anyway, I'm tired of all the BULLSHIT arguing I hear over any mention of PS3 or Xbox on the internet. So here's what I'll say: Grab a copy of Hooked on Fonix, teach yourself proper grammar and spelling. Then take time to enjoy your rival console, and play it, and experience everything it has to offer. Then realize that both consoles are equally fun.

When I first came up with this idea, I expected something long and detailed. But I have failed to get any sleep. Perhaps after a nap, I'll update it. But I planned on ending it like this.

To settle this argument between fanboys, I will say this. PC gaming is superior in every way, and the Wii sucks.

I was online at 3:42 am...

I was clicking the Stumble button from Stumbleupon, and I well stumbled upon this comic. I thought it was hilarious (being an atheist myself).

 I did NOT write or draw this comic. Don't sue me.

Why I Write This Blog

I know your pain Mr. Popsicle.

Anyway, I write this blog cause my summer has been really uneventful (but it's starting to pick up), I've gone to one of my friend's concerts for his band Pangea. I've gone to New York a couple times with my cousin Jason, who brought me into and interest of photography. And I've played lots of World of Warcraft and video games. Don't get me wrong, I love all those things. But, after overcoming a stint of depression, going back to school, and forming and fixing friendships, I just expected a lot of it hanging out with my friends.

I've gotten a few phone calls and such, but nothing ever really became of it. I mean, my friends I met on the internet are by far some of the greatest friends I can ask to have, but they're all much older than me, and none live by me. Plus my parents are those parents that think anyone on the internet are gonna kidnap me... but yeah.

My friends never contact me, and it pains me when I was trying to set up seeing a concert (which didn't happen) with a friend he asks me "Are you going to the movies tonight?". It just sucks when I have to say, oh I wasn't invited. I just feel like I'm that awkward guy from the movies that Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera play. Except, at the end of the movie they wind up getting laid and happy or whatever. I know I'm cool with kids at my school. And I have good friends from my school and what not, and maybe I don't put enough effort into hanging out with them, but I never get the phone call. Maybe it's also because not a lot of people know my phone number, and my phone's be broken all summer until a week ago. But there are other ways of contact, Facebook, Myspace, AIM, Yahoo, Skype, and etc.

Anyway, now I'm giving away the illusion I'm some friendless loser. Which is only half true. (Insert emoticon that displays joking, I guess?) Anyway, I also write this blog because I wanted a scheme to make money. I thought adsense was that key... but it's not, I couldn't even it work it. But instead I realized it's a fun thing to do. I love writing, and I think my opinion is a lot more mature and different than the rest of my age group. Hopefully, this blog will catch on in popularity somehow, and people will start looking at it.

Also, I love writing. I love it every way possible. I consider it my one true talent, cause I hate sports, suck at FPS games, and so on. I am pretty good at World of Warcraft raiding... and RPing.

So yeah, Internets, you are my vent. Now do your magic and make me a millionaire. Haha, I wish.

Image from http://drytoasts.wordpress.com/ I did not draw it all. Don't sue me for copyright infringement. Please.

Yes, I'm Bragging...

August 4th 2010. A day I am gonna mark on the calendar and make a little X on each day until that day... cause I've always wanted to be cliche like that. I am going to see Arcade Fire at Madison Square Garden, Promenade Section 123, Row A, Seat 9. And to top that off, Spoon is the opening act. I see my only three followers are good friends, so this isn't directed to them, but anyone else that reads this, this is directed to you.

Nanananananana I'm seeing Arcade Fire + Spoon and you're not! =D Also. Sorry for the late post. Working on today's post after this.

I know, I know...

I know I said I was tired just a few seconds ago when I finished my last post, but I was reading a hilarious article posted by Asylum (CLICK HERE FOR ARTICLE). Well, not a hilarious article, but it gave me a giggle or too. It's an article of some funny last words. Being a sucker for a good pun, my favorite was number 3. It was the last words of James D. French. He was executed via electric chair. What did he say? "How's this for a headline? French Fries." Someone give this man a medal! Well... if he wasn't dead... and couldn't use the medal as a murder weapon. Anyway, NOW I'm going to bed... or to play some World of Warcraft or some other video game, might as well stay up and go to sleep early.